Samantha

Are you ready to meet Samantha? Jokers are wild, and so am I! I hope you don’t take yourself too seriously, because I don’t, and life is too short not to have a smile on your dial. I’m here for both a good time, and a long time, and time flies when you’re having fun. I’m good with my hands and better with my mouth, and I’m not just referring to my hilarious commentary while whipping your butt at Xbox live. I’m happy just playing with myself … or we can go toe to toe, head to head. I don’t need an adversary or a partner in crime … but I sure do like one. But when we take the time to get to know each other you will realise that I am sweet natured and sweetly flavoured. I’m a cool drink on a warm day, a warm body on a cold night. And I really love a gentle approach even if I act a little tough sometimes. I’m an easily crackable candy with a soft centre that melts in your mouth, so don’t be shy to unwrap me. We can get to know each other spooning and share afterglow and pillow talk, or over dinner and drinks. I enjoy eating out (and in), and other pleasures of the flesh. And while I love a good pampering as much as the next guy, I’m just as happy sitting cross-legged in bed with a cheeky late night cheeseburger as I am with exquisite fine dining.